Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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