Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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go home
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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