I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I haven't been this sober since birth.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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