hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
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