I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
