carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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