thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
