Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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