is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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