TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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