Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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