just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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