why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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