I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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