Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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