How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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