"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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