Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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