Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Randomize
