i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Dicks are not precious.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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