Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
false alarm. still invincible.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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