Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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