belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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