Sry I called you an 8
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
this beer tastes like vomit already
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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