Fuck appropriateness.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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