Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I know her cup size but not her name....
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