It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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