And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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