its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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