I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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