We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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