Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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