New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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