i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Fuck appropriateness.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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