I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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