it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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