so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Randomize