so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
