She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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