Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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