where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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