That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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