The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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