Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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