Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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