the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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