Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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