we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I have already put on my inside pants.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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