Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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