Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I died a long time ago.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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