Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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