And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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