I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
