I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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