May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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