You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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